Short and sweet!
Once again, I found a funny story in Reader’s Digest. Its title is SECOND OPINION. Here’s the funny story: “A woman goes to the vet with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. A awhile he comes out of his office and tells the woman, “I’m sorry…..but your pig is dead.”
The woman, shocked, shouts at the vet, “Are you serious? Did you run any tests? He could just in a coma or something.” The vet sighs and gestures for the woman to joins him in his office.
The vet leaves the room and returns with a Labrador retriever. The dog approaches the pig and slowly sniffs him from head to toe. He looks up at the woman with sad eyes and walks out.
The vet leaves and returns with a cat. The cat approaches the pig and stares at him for a solid five minutes. It then meows loudly and slowly exits the room.
The vet tells the woman “Your pig has definitely passed on.” The vet adds up the totals and hands the woman a bill for $400.
The woman is outraged again. “$400 just so you could tell me my little piggy died?”
“No” the vet replies “it was only $40 until you made me get a Lab Report and a Cat Scan.”
Once again, short and sweet.